i have no cavities. the Giants won last night. it was one of those warm evening ballgames that are so rare in San Francisco but so loved. the Sharks are 3-0 against the Avalanche. i've been asked and answered, "is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?" my girl is sweet and beautiful. my job ain't so bad. and today is free ice cream day at Ben & Jerry's. fuck yeah!

happy Jackie Robinson Day!

from ESPN's team site for the Giants:

April 11 marked the 12-year anniversary of the the first regualar season gamed played at-then PacBell Park, the first privately financed major leage ballpark built since Dodger Stadium in 1968.

aside from the atrocious copyediting, it's just plain wrong. twice. PacBell opened in 2000 and Dodger Stadium was completed in 1962. geez.

it would be exceptionally nice to be able to sleep past 8:00a. i use to be able to sleep until noon! those were good sleeps, mmm. but now? no. i don't set an alarm, i don't plan on getting up that early. but no matter how late i go to sleep the night before, i still wake up at the very unfortunate time of eight-o'clock-blink-blink.

by the way, i grabbed Yve's ass last night. it was good.

"Nothing in her life became her like the leaving of it."

for every last one of you (my girlfriend included) who thinks the guy on the Bay Bridge ledge should just get it over with because "he wants to die anyway" and he's inconveniencing (yes, it's only an inconvenience, you impatient fucks) thousands of people, do not come to me when you are in a dire situation or you feel like you're drowning and no one is there to help you. do not call me and tell me you feel suicidal. do not tell me you feel depressed, like hurting yourself, and you don't know why. do not come down with some temporary mental illness and expect me to care.

oh, shit ... i will care, you can come to me, and i will help you. but, fuck me, have some sympathy for someone who's obviously messed up and get over yourselves and your "i had to wait in traffic for two extra hours" bullshit. there are worse things in life than being stuck in traffic. like thinking you want to kill yourself.

really, i've never seen such heartlessness and lack of empathy. it sucks.