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Florida Marlins - 1
Boston Red Sox - 14
IN THE FIRST INNING!! the Sox scored 10 runs before the Marlins were able to get an out, a new Majors record. wow.
"You can't expect to achieve a worthy goal without a certain amount of risk. Calculate it this afternoon. The law of averages is working in your favor."
this morning, i put in an offer for a house. this afternoon, it was accepted. holy shit, i'm buying a house!
oof. i have a headache. and i'm reminded of that awful character from Office Space who said, "ooh, looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays." that doesn't help my headache. of course, my weekend was beautiful. perhaps i'm going through withdrawals of its goodness. what? ... it could happen.
TIP OF THE WEEKEND (pun intended): unless you want your penis to feel like a semi-detached salami which has only a cursory relationship with the rest of your body for hours afterwards, do not use condoms that have "climax control liquid."
