things achieved this weekend:

• ate a delicious meal in North Beach. fought in the restaurant. made up before dessert. frightened tourists.
• saw a band named D'Amphibians at benefit for Doctors For Global Health. get it? damn-phibians?
• saw the Chagall exhibit at MOMA. ooh'd. ahh'd. joined MOMA. skipped many long lines.
• had a leisurely lunch with drinks at the Four Seasons. very expensive, very good. best mojitos in town?
• bought shirts. noticed horrible spare tire in the mirror. resigned to get back on a regular exercise routine, already.
• drank much wine plus mojitos with the girl, Yve and Dennis. tried to eat a patty melt at the Lucky Penny. tried even harder not to puke.
• slept in past ten. twice.
• made strawberry pancakes. ate strawberry pancakes with veggie sausage. stroked fat belly.
• watched old 40s black-and-white flick Mr. and Mrs. Smith. laughed and laughed.
• picked up the house. washed dishes. put things in neater piles.
• spent an hour trying to decide what to do. ended up falling asleep next to my girl in the sun. napped and napped.
• went to the Haight and bought lots of music and new fancy green-and-orange Converse sneaks. hoo-ah!
• made polenta and salad, and re-heated mom's chicken cacciatore. re-realized mom's an awesome cook. mm-mmm!
• watched G.I. Jane. "suck my stick!" ah, the magic of dubbing.
• swooned when my girl said, "i can't believe how much i like SportsCenter."

things not achieved this weekend:

• saw the sun. at least not much of it. dude, fog sucks. down with fog.
• worked on Dennis' website. must do that today.
• did any other kind of semblance of work. for once, a weekend without work.
• washed the car. i mean, i think there's still a car under all that dirt.
• exercised. see above.
• geocached.
• packed. it can wait.
• signed loan papers! hopefully that will happen in the next couple days.