argh. help.

does anyone know of any secret, underground, on the down low place to get a reasonably priced flight to Vegas on relatively short notice? i need to get out there for a wedding in a couple weeks and i'm having a hell of a time finding a decent fare. i have tried the following:

• Orbitz
• Travelocity
• Expedia
• JetBlue
• American
• AmericaWest
• Southwest
• United
• Alaska Air
• Delta
• US Airways
• National Airline (which doesn't even exist anymore)
• Frontier Airline
• ATA
• begging
• pleading

and probably several others i'm forgetting. Priceline, Hotwire and the like won't work because i have certain time parameters i need to work within because of the girl's schedule.

one of you hot daddies and beautiful babies has got to know something. c'mon, you know you're money. Vegas, baby! Vegas!